Craptions Classics June 08, 2007

The Ministry of Silly Walks puts its crack military unit into action

chris

Other Craptions

Making John Cleese the head of their military seemed like a good idea at first.

csh

The 4th Reich had some work to do...

Gringo

The general failed to show up, so the troops were forced to inspect themselves.

Lawnmover Man

"Your dick looks like Italy."

German Agent 006

Neo woke up. Upside down torso dive through a one legged Turkish guard? What did that mean?

Pups

"How long are we going to have to wait for this prostate exam?"

Q

Special order of the fanned head attack; Dual kicking boots of booting, beeoowww!

g-g

later they realised that they could have used their hands to remove the silly fans from their heads.... boy where they embarassed...

Jov

In turkey, shoes are used instead of condoms.

Markson

Kick harder people, you don't want to wear that silly hat forever do you?

excailibur0

If the height of your goose step and flamboyants of your head gear is the soul measure of your fascist resolve, the Jews are about to be soundly fucked once again.

guyfriday

Jaws 4 the corprate Shark

dvd12

Introducing the Gay Broadway Islamic Nazi Party of Canada, now the official opposition.

DP

John and Mike really tried to be Hitler

Mr.P.I.M.P
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