CNN: Earth to collide with Uranus
Contrary to popular belief, Atlas does not balance the world on his shoulders.
Science said your hair and fingernails were the only part of you that kept growing after death.
Adam said otherwise.
Ever since she took that Feminism course, Mary was seeing phallic symbolism everywhere.
Sure, my penis would also look huge if it was surrounded by lamps and tourists.
It was then that the Lilliputians realized the giant was still alive.
The villiagers often came to the shrine to pray for rain.
During the great Porno Ban of 2139, all the porn of the planet was thrown into a giant pit.
Then, and unexpected side-effect occurred.
When it heard about the success of Al Gore's movie, the planet got very excited.
CAUTION: ACTIVE VOLCANO
DO NOT RUB
If you build it, it will come.
I'll be damned, That giant penis vaguely resembles a tree of some sort.
Picture taken in Korea after the Starcraft II announcement
Most printings leave out the part where Robinson Crusoe builds a giant dong out of reeds.
Gentlemen, as we can clearly see on this slide, my crablice are evolving faster than we expected.