Craptions Classics June 05, 2007

CNN: Earth to collide with Uranus

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Contrary to popular belief, Atlas does not balance the world on his shoulders.

Mike

Science said your hair and fingernails were the only part of you that kept growing after death.

Adam said otherwise.

Harveyjames

Ever since she took that Feminism course, Mary was seeing phallic symbolism everywhere.

paleo2002

Sure, my penis would also look huge if it was surrounded by lamps and tourists.

Right on

It was then that the Lilliputians realized the giant was still alive.

They

The villiagers often came to the shrine to pray for rain.

Cleaverson

During the great Porno Ban of 2139, all the porn of the planet was thrown into a giant pit.

Then, and unexpected side-effect occurred.

rikitybridge

When it heard about the success of Al Gore's movie, the planet got very excited.

DB

CAUTION: ACTIVE VOLCANO

DO NOT RUB

Empty can

If you build it, it will come.

Come

I'll be damned, That giant penis vaguely resembles a tree of some sort.

yomamma

Picture taken in Korea after the Starcraft II announcement

hyper

Most printings leave out the part where Robinson Crusoe builds a giant dong out of reeds.

ILSS

Gentlemen, as we can clearly see on this slide, my crablice are evolving faster than we expected.

akira
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