The perfect counter-strategy to the French "Lalalala, I can't hear you" tactic.
NotyouThe really expensive car stereos come with a middle aged man to complain about them.
Juan PerezPhil chose his hearing over his toupee.
BopIt was just Ted's luck: of course, just as he lets one rip, the song ends.
AngeEven deaf Larry had to cover his ears when the new Nickelback song began.
The AdmrialAfter just four minutes in front of the Rammstein concert's main speaker, Andy's body ages fifty-two years.
Pikadam2000An so, Ali was sentenced to 6 months of MC Hammer music for stealing his neighbor's goat.
Chimbo"Actually sir, if you just took your fingers out of your ears you'd realise that the speakers aren't actually on..."
The ColonelLouis had finally captured his ears, and there was no way he was letting them get away again.
cannon fodderThey say that if you stand in the back of Best Buy long enough, you can hear the ghost of Vanilla Ice calling your name.
Theywhere's that noise coming from?!
the shovelProof that the Black Eyed Peas song "My Humps" is not actually music, but an advanced form of psychological warfare.
PatricoDespite 10 years of research, the Albanian Ipod received mixed reviews from local journalists.
jipijipijipiyou've got to be kidding me, i bought these!! Why did i do that? oh now i remember to get on my parents nerves.
chibi-shiniSacre Bleu! mes oreilles! damnez-vous hanche-houblon!
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