Earthquakes: God's way of fucking with drunk teenagers.

In the movie 28 Days Later there is a little knowns sub-plot. Zombies attack a "Special Needs" school.

Hilarity ensues.

The breakdance fight had solved nothing. Breakdance war broke out.

Hallucinogen side effect #769: falling up.

A side effect of Axe Body Spray that the marketers hide from their heterosexual target audience: its effect on gays.

Global warming was beginning to make skiing difficult.

"Our dignity! It's getting away!"

the canadian invasion had begun. all the world could do was sit and stare

Rarely witnessed; the concussive force issued by a spontaneously combusting homeless shelter.

Many people don't consider what would happen if Atlas had to scratch his nose.

The Time-travelling invisible rape brigade was becoming a serious problem.

When God sneezes, there is no escape.

"THE PRECIOUS!"
"NO, MR. FRODO!"

This was the worst LARP ever.

After the first beating, the roll of duct tape decided it wouldn't rest until every pothead had a hole in their pants.
Johnny was the last hope to stop it.

The sequel to the movie Rat Race featured nothing but Seth Green inspired characters.