"Mark, are you still thinking of pedophilia?"
"No."
"Marrrrrrrrk"
"OK."

Attempts at proving David Wong to be gay were fruitless. However, other questions did arise.

The latest version of Tamagotchi were much more fun to starve.

"Do? Well it doesn't really do anything..."

Allow us to help you find your inner child.
Hitachi: making your disturbing fantasies real.

Here we see the Asian reproductive process. The male and female intermingle via neuro-videoscreen. The resulting child emerges from a nearby printer [not pictured].

Hitachi and Pepsi join forces to bring you the forehead drink cooler.

I'm soooo ronery

If using virtual reality to fulfill your fantasy of stabbing little girls in the head with many needles is wrong then hey I don't want to be right.

Is it just me or did this guy look happier when he was a young girl in a science experiment?

Prug it in, prug it in!

When Jordy LaForge finally raised his visor, everyone was stunned to find out that he was actually Asian.

the thought viewer will finally seperate the anime writers from the child molesters.

Always on the front line of technological advancement, Japan introduces a new generation of toupee's.

The Asian rip off of the Matrix had a much smaller budget.