The end will come at sundown!-- why isn't anybody listening to me?

Listen asshole, will you spare the lecture and just tell me how to get to Sesame Street.

Later that day, Elmo was arrested for soliciting tickling from a minor.

His 15 minutes of fame over, Tickle-Me-Elmo was replaced by a larger, more aggressive Tackle-YOU-Elmo.

We're gonna have to throw this pic out too, Grover's dick is in the shot again.

"Spare some change? Please? I haven't eaten for days. My family is starv- NO! STOP LAUGHING! IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

Jonathon shuddered in horror. The girl who had given him his freakiest night of sex ever was back, and she still had the costume on.

Got five dollar? Elmo love you long time!

Terrorists had finally found a weakness in US security precautions

Remember kids - Osama bin Laden can be hiding anywhere. Anywhere . . .

No, I'm serious- Gonzo's exposing himself right behind you.

When development encroaches on the wild Elmo's native habitat, he turns to alternative prey.

I'm not Elmo, I suffer from a horrible disfiguring genetic condition! Quit tickling me for christ's sake!

Although reaching puberty accelerated Elmo's physical growth, his social skills were not as quick to develop.

Elmo's last picture. A few short moments later, Jeff threw Elmo in front of a speeding moving truck. Apparently, Jeff didn't like to be tickled.