Cleaning up after Spider Man was one of the worst jobs in the city.
When the police cracked down on panhandling in the streets, the homeless took to the air.
"We are such great evil geniuses. Stealing everyones shoe laces was such a great idea. There's going to be loose shoes everywhere.
"Homeless, ye be warned"
I am the coolest guy in the world
- Signed, David Wong
I know we screwed up but, do we REALLY have to eat all this rope.
Ted had doubts about making their own climbing rope out of dental floss but when he tasted its minty freshness, he changed his mind.
The Frizzle brothers' invention of silly string rocket boosters was not enjoying a perfect test run.
dont skydive in NYC
Where will YOU be when diarrhea strikes?
"Is this a bad time to mention I'm afraid of heights?"
Stress testers for the thong division of Victoria's Secret.
Dude, last night was the drunkest I have ever been. Seriously.
Even after bungee jumping, the blasted lawn mower still refused to start.