"Take that, you fucking rhombus!"

The location of the 2008 Olympics being held in China, a good thing.

The equipment of the 2008 Olympics being made in China, a bad thing.

This is why I hate German porn.

Inspector Gadget's female counterpart blows a gas line in her right knee-cap.

Ikea lounging furniture takes a bold new look.

watch me fhoot this rubber ball outa mah cooter!

Oh SHIT I broke the worlds tallest bong

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Her vagina was really tight, and in order to have sex she needed a flying start.

Things were done differently in the often controversial Alternative Olympics. Like in this picture for example. Notice the clearly visible ankle tattoo.

"God d#2n these 'Made in China' poles!!!"

while inovative and original, tim buton's olympics didnt bode well with the athletes

"Screw this, I'm googling the cheat codes."

I can't believe I left my last Gynecologist for THIS guy.

3-dimensional toilets may look cool but man they are a pain in the ass to use.