It's always important to stretch before oppressing your populace.

The infamous finishing move from Mortal Komrade

The Russian army only has one pair of boots, and must swap them around regularly.

"I sold my pants to buy you this boot."

"But... I sold my foot to buy you this belt!"

Hoping the other won't notice their boot and belt was being stolen, the two Commies tried to act casual.

"get that boot off your penis"

"nope... I still can't fit this leg into your pocket."

"We'll have to go on foot from here. dis-MOUNT!"

The dumbest secret handshake EVER!

They didn't have to ask... they just knew.

You know if your gonna keep on trying to undo my pants you can take your own damn boots off

Training for the new 'uber-goosestep' stye of marching was tough on the troops.

The ol' 'Check your commrades cock while he stretches' gag.

Go ahead your turn to fart.

"Yes Ivan. You ready.I leave my wife now."