"I call this one 'Robert Palmer Packs up the Band.'"

A supermodel's for life, not just for Christmas.

Pinocchio knows which street corner to go to for a good time.

After a while, you just tend to ignore what Jude Law takes out to the curb.

Sure, the graphics of the new Silent Hill game were pretty good, but the monsters just weren't scary anymore.

Not even a month past Earth Day and already someone's thrown away a pair of hookers. Hello? Ever heard of recycling?

The Female condom never achieved widespread acceptance.

Ho bags.

"I can't believe we just STOLE those Mannequin's shoes! Fuck, we're like Thelma and Louise..."

Now O.J. is just fucking around.

Rejects of America's Next Top Model.

The "Man from Glad" sure knows how to have a good time.

Damn shame throwin' away perfectly good white girls like that.

outside the pick up window at the 24hr "HO FO SHO" mart, where u can order ur hoe to go

After the shot, Sarah's one hope was that someone had a tool to remove the scope from her eye socket.