Many countries have adopted the French wartime defense of "La la la, I can't hear you!!!"

*tap*
"Dud."
*tap*
"Dud."
*tap*

The 900th reason to never hire deaf soldiers: they steal your shit.

The Canadians realized now that developing a warhead that plays Celine Dion on impact wasn't such a good idea after all.

After attempts to stop the battle with tanks, Nickoli channeled energy to use his atomic head blast.

no, NO! I said, ONE large Pepperoni, TWO garlic bread...

They say humanity lost its innocence the day Heavy Metal was introduced to warfare.

3 men, a tank and a stack of giant tampons walk into no-man's land...

Burger King's new Spicy Tendercrisp Sandwich ads'were a little on the awkward side.

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? GOOD!

"I said no honey... if you dont stop my head will explode"

l'OH quelle horreur!
cette idée était plus mauvaise que le Dinosaur Warlock!

This marine knew exactly what to do with the 5 kilos they had just discovered in Bagdhad.

Steve-O had struck gold with his new masterpiece... Jackass: Fallujah.

Almost a trillion dollar budget, and we can't afford earplugs.