Lance Armstrong's insistence that he has never used any kind of performance enhancers becomes less credible with each Tour de France victory.

He had abs of steel and a back of magnesium.

The ET alternate ending was much better.

Just then, a bike happened to fly by.

"I REGRET NOTHI- OKAY 5 THINGS, JUST 5 THINGS!"

See son, this is what happens when you dont wear you helmet.

"Stay on target... Stay on target!"

"I'm hit - AAARRRGHHH!"

Third-degree burns are a little known side effect of fairy dust.

In the Wild, it is obvious when a Mountain Bike doesn't want to be ridden.

As society becomes more oil-conscious, mob hits become a little more creative and a lot more spectacular.

Once they ran out of planes, Kamikazi pilots became somewhat of a joke.

WHEN FIREFLIES ATTACK 3

Everything was going according to plan. All that was left was the perfect shoulder roll into the rotunda and the world's greatest marriage proposal would be all but finished.

HI! I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is JACKASS!

No one really expected Michael Bay's "Transformers" to be true to the cartoon.