Lance Armstrong's insistence that he has never used any kind of performance enhancers becomes less credible with each Tour de France victory.
CzaacobaHe had abs of steel and a back of magnesium.
don't tell scottyThe ET alternate ending was much better.
IluvatarJust then, a bike happened to fly by.
German Agent 006"I REGRET NOTHI- OKAY 5 THINGS, JUST 5 THINGS!"
SchizoSee son, this is what happens when you dont wear you helmet.
Dickie"Stay on target... Stay on target!"
"I'm hit - AAARRRGHHH!"
Third-degree burns are a little known side effect of fairy dust.
Lenkrad mit FusspedalenIn the Wild, it is obvious when a Mountain Bike doesn't want to be ridden.
The AdmiralAs society becomes more oil-conscious, mob hits become a little more creative and a lot more spectacular.
MoopOnce they ran out of planes, Kamikazi pilots became somewhat of a joke.
PolymphusWHEN FIREFLIES ATTACK 3
Chicken McNuggetEverything was going according to plan. All that was left was the perfect shoulder roll into the rotunda and the world's greatest marriage proposal would be all but finished.
BrezhnevHI! I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is JACKASS!
lazy_bhikkhuNo one really expected Michael Bay's "Transformers" to be true to the cartoon.
Lao Tsan