Humanity could struggle all they want, but box technology had gained sentience, and the end would be here soon.

The looting skills acquired in New Orleans give Jamal the edge over the competiton.

HELP! I'm trapped in a pile of minorities!

Right hand... BOX! Left foot... CROTCH!

It belongs in a museum!

The NFL/UPS merger would only end in blood.

And during that moment of choas, the girl gave birth to a fully clothed male african american holding a box.

UPS Boot Camp. Welcome to the Suck.

The party had gone on for days, the immense stock of liquor was gone and people were leaving; even "musical boxes" and "pin your foot on Allen's balls" couldn't keep it going.

The prophesy was true. Mohammed Ali will become a champion Boxer.

Alex and the box just wanted to be alone.

Shirly soon realized this was the perfect place to lose her virginity

Wild scenes in a shopping centre as a crazed gang of armed boxes are overpowered after robbing a liquor store.

Real-life eBay just wasn't the same. ...wait, yeah it was.

Crouching Tiger Hidden dragon????