Humanity could struggle all they want, but box technology had gained sentience, and the end would be here soon.
OrbachThe looting skills acquired in New Orleans give Jamal the edge over the competiton.
SharamikHELP! I'm trapped in a pile of minorities!
FunkmasterRight hand... BOX! Left foot... CROTCH!
PainhammerIt belongs in a museum!
KarumbaThe NFL/UPS merger would only end in blood.
FivusAnd during that moment of choas, the girl gave birth to a fully clothed male african american holding a box.
Michael NguyenUPS Boot Camp. Welcome to the Suck.
LORD DEESTRUCTOThe party had gone on for days, the immense stock of liquor was gone and people were leaving; even "musical boxes" and "pin your foot on Allen's balls" couldn't keep it going.
OkraThe prophesy was true. Mohammed Ali will become a champion Boxer.
IgaAlex and the box just wanted to be alone.
hoooooootShirly soon realized this was the perfect place to lose her virginity
BrendanWild scenes in a shopping centre as a crazed gang of armed boxes are overpowered after robbing a liquor store.
CrapPeteReal-life eBay just wasn't the same. ...wait, yeah it was.
stevietallcanCrouching Tiger Hidden dragon????
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