Craptions Classics May 14, 2007

The series went downhill after Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive epileptic.


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In Japan, Pereru Parkeru was bitten by radioactive FUNK.


Spider-man's power was no match for rapist ghosts.


Spiderman pleaded for mercy, but the little girl in the blue t-shirt wanted revenge. Badly.


The crowd watched in amazement when, at the last second, Spiderman kicked Wolverine to Anctartica.

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After getting bitten by what Peter Parker thought to be a radiocative cat he immediately tested his supposed new powers but was severely mistaken.


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Spiderman began to convulse after being sprayed with an economy sized can of Raid.....


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