Something about Survivor was lost in translation to China.

The grammar of the winners craption is great:
"having to wearing"

Sure Billy was into alternative lifestyles, but he'll be damned if he was a conformist. Plus, this was just the opporitunity to wear his new Calvin Klein shirt.

This is what my art professor tells me corporate america is like.

Bring your gimp to school day was a great success.

The annual "desplome del salvador" parade in Mexico City commemorating when Jesus drove his tow truck blind-folded into a cactus patch.

Non-stop Nickelback was the worst part of it.

The BDSM community's annual "Walk for Dignity" campaign was, yet again, a mystifying failure.

Frank regretted booking through Travelocity.

In this performance art piece, I claimed I was making a statement about the torture of prisoners. Really, I just wanted to see what these fuckers would agree to.

No, John didn't mind the blindfold and bondage. It was the caterpillars that threw him over the edge.

"This is SPART- no wait"

Norman began to feel a little awkward; the scientologist brochure mentioned nothing about having to wearing black.

If you don't eat your peas, you can't have any pudding!

..some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world...