Craptions Classics March 07, 2006

"Okay, this one's full, bring out another glass."


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After complaints from the UN the Gauntanamo Bay facilities improved enormously


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Hey! Look at this. No hands.


No tips my ass! "How would you like some special complementary champagne, sir?"


"Nice cock"
"Why thank you"
"Yes please"


"And not only do I not need to hold it when I go, look what I can do at the same time."
"OK, Bill! Now you're just showing off!"

Silly Billy

Yep, I think I can squeeze out enough for one more glass.


"Hey... Don't look at me! They never covered this in training: where do you put the tray for one of these fancy parties if you have to whiz!"


Emanation for men. The new fragrance by Calvin Klein.

Linux fan

"Hello Mr. President Bush how are you today?"
"I'm fine thank you"
"So when do you think that you will be getting our troops out of Iraq?"
"I dont know yet i think next year"
"Ok hey you want a glass of wine?"

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