Craptions Classics May 03, 2007

Fun Fact: It has been scientifically proven that the 6th most unpleasant thing in the world is being bitten by a photograph of Forest Whitaker.


Other Craptions

Obama started to suspect the crowd was mislead.


While the crowd was distracted, Catwoman silently crept forward to assassinate who she believed to be Morgan Freeman.


Forest Whitaker requires at least 1 of every ethnic group to be present at his picture signings.


As the crowd of freaks and lunatics drew ever closer, only one thing went through his head...

"Run, Forest! Run!'

El G

Now, at the next full moon, the poor man would become the dread WereWhitaker!


Even Forest froze as catwoman was making her way to the front, but not for a signature


As the aging hippy watched with a grin, the image of Forest Whitaker came alive and bit that poor man's hand. Yes indeed, the future was everything Doc Brown's son could have imagined.


DENZEL! HEY DENZEL! Can I have your autograph???


Apparently NiCole Richie is fat again and still gets star-struck around actual Movie Stars.


And as the story is told, the beast roams the planes eternally searching for victims. Some say that if your bitten, you too turn into a B List Actor...


“Ya” said Idi Amin to the crowd.
“He does look like me.”


Clearly this black man knew how to write. Maybe he could help Zeke sign the birthday card he'd bought for his mama.


David Palmer for President!

Michael Wiseman

David Wong and John cheese are a bunch of homos

David Wong's Mom
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