Craptions Classics April 29, 2007

It was a mistake to sign the Great and Powerful Oz to compete in the WWE.

Sir Stupid

Other Craptions

When cornered, cumulonimbi can become very aggressive.

Ctrl, Alt, Defeat

"There's been a lotta TRASH talked about us non-corporeal gaseous entities lately!! Well CHECK IT - that shit stops TONIGHT!! YEAH!!"


Unfortunately for the crowd, they all could smell what The Rock was cooking.

Lawnmover Man

When Zeus runs out of thunderbolts, he grabs anything he can find.


In this till shot, you can see the ninja who threw the smoke bomb escaping the scene. He's in the crowd at the left, wearing a hoodie.


This year's winner of the "Extreme Farting Competition" was eventually found unconscious up in the rafters.

Chu Dung

In a last ditch attempt to purify the human gene pool, the police gassed the wrestling fans before moving into club the surivors to death.

Good fucking riddance.

El G

The Chairman of the Board always had exciting, yet unnecessary, ways of entrance.


The sequel to "The Mist" sucks.


Johnny the human chair loves a grand entrance!


cop #8:Lindsay lohan has got to stop sneezing lookit this fucking mess.


Fire Millen!


After being asked to put the chair down, the cloud became violent.

Not one of the riot police survived.


sure the riot police were ready...but the chair more so.

chair:"i am become death."

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