It was a success mainly because nobody could have predicted a stage show of Dr Mario.

"Dad, when do we see the lions?"

"Quiet, boy, this is Canadian circus"

Step 1: Set up Circus
Step 2: Spike all the drinks with LSD
Step 3: ?????
Step 4: Profit.

It's not easy to fuck God, but one man is willing to try.

the unveiling of the newest model of homosexual DNA.

Hey way to show off, jackass. We know that only weighs like one pound.

How much water do you think he'll need to swallow that pill?

Clown sperm - proof that clowns are not sad on the inside.

This is what the Hulk uses when he has sex. This one, as you can see, has already been used.

"...and according to our bubble barometer the weather's gonna be... totally gay!"

World's awesomest tampon.

Rosie O'Donnell's Tampon! Anna Nicole's Tampon: http://www.neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=13&catid=19&sku=ENGL-CD00415

"The World's Strongest Clown Competition" only lasted one season on ESPN2, but was a hit on Nickelodeon.

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After the man-eating lion incident, the Cirque du Soleil was extremely under-funded.