"Tell me, human - do you know how centaurs are made?"Ghibline
In the East German version of "Mr. Ed," Ed becomes concious of the class based oppression of his equine comrades and inspires them to rise up against the two legged borgeois who exploit them so brutally.
Ha ha, let's give the horse some more peanut butter so it looks like he's talking! Not so fucking funny now, is it Steve?Skrode
Having made it past the guards, agent Brown slips out of his rubber human costume and braces to kick in the door to the vault.Stele
Holey Fuck! A horse!
No, sir. I'm not a horse. You're drunk, and the bank is closing.
Maurice paused for a moment, his mind buzzing with the events of the last five minutes. No one would believe he found Hans trampled to death. Not in this part of Stuttgart.SomeoneResemblingYourMom
Never Rochambeau a horse...DW
On more than one occasion, they had to bring in a stand-in for Sarah Jessica Parker on "Sex in the City." Fortunately, no one ever noticed the difference.Senor Taco
The Headless Horseman discovers glassFish
Saw IX wasn't as good as anticipated.Turner
After many years of goin unpaid, Mr. Ed took his producers to court. He lost....and decided to take justice into his own hoofs.Gato
The pain, the deaths, the struggle, the fear; nothing could have prepared Dave for when the Soy Sauce showed him the truth.lok
"...and don't ever let me hear you gabbin about how you're hung like a horse again, punk."BumpInTheNight
Jon was a little too gullible. When the guys told him that painting his dick orange and sticking it in the horses mouth would win him a free loan from the bank, he didn't think twice about it.Steve
I'm sorry it had to come to this Hanz, but you will listen to my corporate presentation.SmapdiOverdrive