For once I can be cumming AND going.

The new Transformers series was a big hit.

"Take it back."
"I know it's a bit over the top but-"
"Take it back..."

Can you ride this bike through a populated area without causing a traffic related fatality...Next on Mythbusters!

Everyone gawked at Steve's bike, but never really understood his headless woman fetish.

After the roughneck biker died, he learned two hard lessons:

1. Reincarnation does exist
2. Karma is a bitch

Everyone felt bad about Chernobyl, but no one cared about the motorcycle factory and the strip-club next door.

Interestingly, over 80% of all gas stations converted to full-service in a matter of weeks.

"Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. We can make her better than she was. Hotter, faster, with more horsepower."

Mechanic: Well I managed to work on the back a little bit and then worked on the rear. I also did a rim job. And to the bike I just changed the spark plugs...you needed new ones.

Okay, who put AXE Body Spray on my bike?

This was my wife on our honeymoon. Six months later she was a rusty moped with a leaky tailpipe.

With the T-187, Skynet finally began to fight dirty in it's quest to kill John Conner...

I warned her the front brakes were a little touchy.

About once or twice a month, I have myself a crazy ride on the menstrual-cycle. NAAAAAAAAAAAGnagnagnagnagnagnagnagnag...