Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet, thousands gathered around giant anuses drawn in the sand. Somehow, they seemed to be having less fun.

By an incredible coincidence, everyone who entered the sand sculpture contest decided to do a portrait of David Duchovny.

Police databases are much more festive in Mongolia.

Step 1: Create giant faces in the sand
Step 2: Gather everyone around
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit

Shit, these Waldo books scare me...

The aerial photographs justifying the Iraq invasion don't look so impressive in hindsight.

Alright this Andre the Giant thing is getting seriously out of hand.

Lou enjoyed the exhibit a little more then everyone else since his annoying wife was buried alive under one of the noses.

Wow, Steve, this Egyptian art sucks ass. I mean who draws Nicholas Cage for pleasure?

EASTER ISLAND: A devasting earthquake gives a new meaning to the words "domino effect"

we are trying to send the marsians a message

Worst sand castle competition ever.

Meanwhile, thousands of miles away in China, some very pissed farmers took a look at their field....

horray! we built thousands of half assed faces in the sand! okay... now what.

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