Lack of education kept Ramón from multiplying, but nothing would keep him from obeying God’s other command.

Esteban, Chiles finest assassin, was renowned for being able to blend into any background at any given occasion.

Perry, the tree, tries to cross the border disguised as a mexican

Sadly, Corona wasn't even looking for a mascot.

With every awkward stare he got, Omar was less convinced that vertical limes have a slimming effect.

Manuel knew his time was short. A thirsty pack of limes could suck the blood from a full-grown cow in seconds.

You put the lime on the pimp coke nut, then you smack a ho up.

Before deodorant was invented people had to take more drastic measures to battle body odour.

Man I would never go out wearing a headband like that! That just looks plain stupid.

The original Kool-Aid Man costume was rejected after scaring all the children.

Rhazim's exploding vest was constantly made fun of by the other terrorists

Coated in salt and garnished with limes Raul spent his sad, lonely life searching in vain for a bathtub of tequila.

This is what we scientist call 'A Fruiting Body'.

What do you mean 'The position has been filled'?!?

You know what I hate? A fruity guy.

There's one looking at me, isn't there?