...because kindergarten is damned expensive, that's why.
HominaStem cell research students pull the best college pranks.
DennisMr. Swift's recipe for tasty sun-dried snacks.
This is how we do abortions old school.
Alex ZhaoIn Ancient Sparta, babies deemed inferior were abandoned on the side of Mt. Taygetus to die.
In Sparta, Iowa, babies deemed inferior were abandoned on power lines for some fucking reason.
Rock-a-bye baby on the phone lines, when the phone rings you all will soon die.
Class photo from Britney's day care
stackismomThe pedophile trap was set.
IgaThe Rapture didn't go quite as planned. Turns out God really only likes babies.
WinstonViral advertising for the new Rugrats movie was surprisingly creepy.
TarquiniusNap time at the Flying Wallenda's Day Care Center.
penumbrage"Honey... I'm worried about our daughter."
guyofdeathOnce the border fences were up, the Mexicans figured the best way to test to see if they were electrified was to toss some of their spare kids at it. They figured they can always make more.
mrgophergutsSo this is how they dry kids these days..
shadowflowerSo that's what happened to Baby Jane...
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