...because kindergarten is damned expensive, that's why.
Stem cell research students pull the best college pranks.
Mr. Swift's recipe for tasty sun-dried snacks.
This is how we do abortions old school.
In Ancient Sparta, babies deemed inferior were abandoned on the side of Mt. Taygetus to die.
In Sparta, Iowa, babies deemed inferior were abandoned on power lines for some fucking reason.
Rock-a-bye baby on the phone lines, when the phone rings you all will soon die.
Class photo from Britney's day care
The pedophile trap was set.
The Rapture didn't go quite as planned. Turns out God really only likes babies.
Viral advertising for the new Rugrats movie was surprisingly creepy.
Nap time at the Flying Wallenda's Day Care Center.
"Honey... I'm worried about our daughter."
Once the border fences were up, the Mexicans figured the best way to test to see if they were electrified was to toss some of their spare kids at it. They figured they can always make more.
So this is how they dry kids these days..
So that's what happened to Baby Jane...