Craptions Classics April 13, 2007

...because kindergarten is damned expensive, that's why.

Homina

Other Craptions

Stem cell research students pull the best college pranks.

Dennis

Mr. Swift's recipe for tasty sun-dried snacks.

O'Mac

This is how we do abortions old school.

Alex Zhao

In Ancient Sparta, babies deemed inferior were abandoned on the side of Mt. Taygetus to die.

In Sparta, Iowa, babies deemed inferior were abandoned on power lines for some fucking reason.

asdf

Rock-a-bye baby on the phone lines, when the phone rings you all will soon die.

MXgurl7

Class photo from Britney's day care

stackismom

The pedophile trap was set.

Iga

The Rapture didn't go quite as planned. Turns out God really only likes babies.

Winston

Viral advertising for the new Rugrats movie was surprisingly creepy.

Tarquinius

Nap time at the Flying Wallenda's Day Care Center.

penumbrage

"Honey... I'm worried about our daughter."

guyofdeath

So that's what happened to Baby Jane...

Thumper

So this is how they dry kids these days..

shadowflower

Once the border fences were up, the Mexicans figured the best way to test to see if they were electrified was to toss some of their spare kids at it. They figured they can always make more.

mrgopherguts
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