As a young boy, the Hamburglar ran with a pretty rought crowd.

"Is that a camera? Oh shit! If Batman finds out where I spend my Thursday nights, I'm fucked."

Wait a second, black socks with white sneakers? Now I've seen everything.

Thank you eHarmony!

He's former Queen guitarist-turned-transvestite Brian May.

She's a nymphomaniac midget with a grudge against the world and a two-fisted take on trouble.

They're cops.

What's about as cool as being a PWOT Insider?

After many hours of consideration, Batman narrowed down his choice for a side-kick to 3 final applicants.

I thought she was 18. Then I found out that both my assumptions were wrong…. He was 15.

I don't know...I think the corsett makes my vagina look too bulky.

Pictures from a Hilary fundraiser?

Gene wasn't really buying into the whole thing.

Say what you will, but around the seventh beer they both start looking pretty good.

Ohhh! So that's what happened to KISS.

Rocky Horror Picture Show fans, delivered to straight to your door!

Do these hormone pills make it look like I have a package now?