Thats the second biggest egg I have ever seen!

Yes Jimmy,

That is what muslims look like

I found 18 easter eggs. How many did you find?
1 egg? Haha how can you only... Oh my god!

No matter how many times he rebuilt it, his Lego Death Star just never came out right

After convincing his mother that eating just 1 chocolate wouldnt ruin his dinner, Steve didnt know where to start.

If you think that's amazing you should see the bunny.

Soon, the baby Rosie O'Donnell will hatch, pure and innocent, into the wild...

The second coming of Jesus was a little more ironic than man had expected.

The seasonal easter egg is a cunning predator. Its prey, the common pedestrian, is attracted by the promise of sweet chocolate. As it draws closer, see how the tongue unfurls cleverly disguised as a bow. This is truly nature's bounty.

The Holiest of Holy Hand Grenades

chuck norris gave away one of his testicles as a birthday present.

Despite being only 2" tall, Bill insited on trying out for the Patriots.

THAT YELLOW RIBBON IS FUCKING HUGE.

The suspiciously large Faberge eggs were just phase one of the Soviet attack: Soon, the troops would get the signal to "hatch".

...and thats why chickens can ask for an epidural now