For some reason, the Beijing Blood Drive had 100% participation.
After their thirteenth fatality of the day, the paramedic team were starting to get frustrated. They were doing something wrong. But what?
We save life!!! You pay now!!!
"ANSWER THE GOD DAMN QUESTION: DO YOU HAVE INSURANCE?!"
The pursuit of organ donors in China is an easy task for a skilled nurse such as Lee Hoo
At last, a country that has solved the problem of homelessness.
The kids had pranked called the ambulance one too many times. now they were gonna get some real goddamn injuries...
In a massive outbreak of gangrene in asia today,paramedics were forced to do"drive by amputations"
"OH NO! SOMEONE'S BEEN SHOT! THEY NEED OUR HELP! TURN RIGHT!"
...but other than that, Communist China red cross is the same as the American red cross.
When business is low its time to take matters into your own hands.
oh, don't mind her, it's her first day on the job.
"Oh no! That man is going into cardiac arrest!"
After drinking the toxic water, Chester the zebra began to evolve at an alarming rate, eventually even sprouting humans from its sides.
Congratulations! You have been selected to receive a free shotgun to the face!