For some reason, the Beijing Blood Drive had 100% participation.Juan Perez
After their thirteenth fatality of the day, the paramedic team were starting to get frustrated. They were doing something wrong. But what?Lawnmover Man
We save life!!! You pay now!!!Merlin8r
"ANSWER THE GOD DAMN QUESTION: DO YOU HAVE INSURANCE?!"AllenB
The pursuit of organ donors in China is an easy task for a skilled nurse such as Lee Hoorami
At last, a country that has solved the problem of homelessness.Metapop
The kids had pranked called the ambulance one too many times. now they were gonna get some real goddamn injuries...meh
In a massive outbreak of gangrene in asia today,paramedics were forced to do"drive by amputations"Dookie
"OH NO! SOMEONE'S BEEN SHOT! THEY NEED OUR HELP! TURN RIGHT!"
...but other than that, Communist China red cross is the same as the American red cross.John
When business is low its time to take matters into your own hands.Ctrl, Alt, Defeat
oh, don't mind her, it's her first day on the job.ricebowl
"Oh no! That man is going into cardiac arrest!"
After drinking the toxic water, Chester the zebra began to evolve at an alarming rate, eventually even sprouting humans from its sides.The Zipper
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