"I'm you, Steve. From...the future."

Skittles sales plummeted when their new mascot took to the streets inviting people to "Taste the Rainbow"

"see, when you reach level 60, you'll look cool like me."

Yellow and blue shoes!? That looks ridiculous!

"What are you looking at, fag?

25 years ago Satan seduced and impregnated Rainbow Brite, and thus the anti-christ is upon us.

"Why is everyone staring at me?"
"Because, dude, you're hanging your sunglasses from your shirt like a fag."

You know chicks don't dig smokers, right?

"So, can other people see you also, or am I the only one?"

"No, everyone can see me too... I'm only a hooker."

You know I almost wore the same thing today. How embarrasing would that have been?

SURGEON GENERALS' WARNING: Too much World of Warcraft can have unforeseen consequences.

After an eternity of years of existance, Satan finally came out of the closet.

When I was little, Seseme Street just had Big Bird.

Tonight You!

Well, your mom seemed nice, but I don't think your dad likes me.