It's shit like this that gives the Chernobyl Farmer's Market a bad name.
Choco TacoEver since Richard hid Edna's body in the garden, the vegetables grow bigger and stranger every year.
I'm Stinky TooThe Elder Gods did eventually return, but it was significantly less dramatic than their press agents had led us to believe it would be.
H.P. SnubcraftProspective Playmates have to put up with all sorts of things now that Hugh Hefner has finally gone senile.
AdrianBill and his wife were in a tragic car accident. Bill survived unscathed but his wife was reduced to a vegetative state.
Captain CupcakeIt only takes one abomination of nature to make people overlook what a crappy farmer you are.
SmapdiOverdriveFrom this day onward, waiters around the world would have to ask "Circumsized?" for every order of steamed carrots made.
Buddy ChristGoing from mandrake root salesman to Six Flags mascot isn't a big leap if you know the right people.
poonchastaAfter years of research and collecting spare change, Fred finally created the ultimate Pikman.
Sgt. SquirrelHarry Potter 84: The Curse of the Six Dicked Carrot
kshipleyFed up with the "doctors" and their "treatments", Alfred decided to remove the tumor himself.
JTPut that fucking thing away before it grows balls.
polloxHaving perfected the multi-carrot. Joseph could finally die.
PunkrawkchrisH.P. Lovecraft would be proud.
Nathaniel HawthorneI wasn't aware that vegetables could inbreed.
Z.Huggs