"All right, I talked it over with the boss and he said only one of you can be in the iPod commercial. So decide amongst yourselves and I'll be right back. Here's a bat if you need it."

Eventually players were so pumped up on 'roids that their shadows came to life and formed their own league.

Waldo is becoming more and more trickier to find.

Baseball players are like fairies: everytime a fan loses faith, one of them fades away.

mike: my antenna its biger than yours mark: but i have a wii