Originally, the introduction of the chocolate shake was not a popular oneThhptt
Burger King had to be dealt with.Nano
When Ronald says no one taller than this is allowed in the ball pit, he fucking means it.TMK
The Emperor himself is comming to oversee construction of the final phase of the new fry machine.Imperial Guardsman
Unfortunately, the irony of wearing a symbol of white supremacism with the face of a Cuban Communist revolutionary on the side was lost on the group.Bob Dole
In the 90s, KKK started fighting obesity in order to improve its tarnished imageFish
OK, you win. Lunch now, lynch later.Hungry
"And in health news today, McDonald's executives announced that their popular McNuggets would be switching to all white meat."Hot Wheels
The Bi-racial Ku Klux Klan stood around confused. Who was it they hated again?guyofdeath
"I'm Lynchin' It"Mmm Good
The Hamburgler, Version 2Excellent
With his disguise in place, Rico quietly tiptoed up behind the Klan's Grand Wizard and began to silently apply the stencil on the side of his hood.
If he pulled this off, he'ed become a legend!
I knew one day McDonalds would get too powerful. I told them all. But nobody listened.rikitybridge
The unfortunate typo of "breakfast lynch and dinner specials" had drawn a bad crowd.noscoe