Modern corpse-wrapping materials give reanimated mummies a spring to their step and a positive outlook. Then they eat your face off, there's no changing that part.
MehMr. Rove? You ordered two yes-men last week?
xanadu"Are you guys wrapped in plastic?"
"Read the shirts."
As Shelob got older, she had more and more trouble hanging onto her prey.
PhensterBill and Ted weren't sure where they'd be when diarrhea struck, but they knew they'd be dressed appropriately.
Another diarrhea caption. Yay!Sadly, they never realized that some one had slapped a sign on their backs that read: "...we do enjoy anal"
timothyA testament to glad-wrap's ability to keep in the freshness, friends Michael and Simon, aged 145 and 160, were still going strong.
jIn Soviet Russia, Saran wraps YOU!
Jason"Why? Because tin-foil hats don't work."
larkIron Chef America; Fictional Celebrity Cookoff With Hannibal Lechter! Tonights special: Fresh Self-Steamed human.
VinceJapanese pornos are getting weirder and weirder these days
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