If you squint, it kind of looks like an evil snowman face.

Crap. Arms would really have helped me hang on better.

"Huh, Steve was right; even though the snowmobile weighs more, we're both falling at the same speed. Man, is my face red."

The old "banana peel in the snow" trick works every time.

The U.S. Handicapable Extreme Snowmobile Association immediately lost all funding.

"AAAANDD STAY OUT!"

Life inside those peaceful looking snow globes is pretty overrated.

I REGRET NOTHING!

Ripley's had better fucking believe this

"What are the chances both of our parachutes don't open?" Said the snowmobile to his friend.

Bob wanted to find out if belly-flopping into the snow was as painful as doing it in a pool.

The director's cut of The Seventh Seal deviates slightly from the theatrical version...

Sadly, Ringling Brothers never saw much potential in Ned's Amazing Snowmobile Trapeze act.

and in other famous last words: "Hey guys, check THIS out!"

In the dictionary under the word "fucked" is this picture.