"Incredible! Old Navy fleece starting at just $9.99!"

The new cameras on the front of missiles gave the US army a good laugh.

Hasad screamed as the camera took his soul. What was thought to have been a myth among his people was confirmed. His Jew friend Ben didn't notice, 'cuz he found a nickel.

Everyone look! My son just had his first erection!

In Yemen, Britney fans shave their heads as a show of support for the frazzled pop star. This fan goes the extra mile by checking out of rehab early and going completley bat-shit crazy.

Everything was going fine at Richard Jeni's funeral until Pete saw a balloon.

"This is madness!"
"This is Sparta!"
"This is not butter?"

surprise buttsex.

Who touched my shalalee!!!!!

As always, the Maoris bring holiday cheer to the next level.

- Look up there! WHHAAAAAA!
- No! Look down there! WHOOOAAAAAA!
- WHHAAAA!
- WHOAAAAA!

"The Hiiiills are alive..."

Steve was totally embarassed. Here he was all dressed up for the prom, and his father and brother can't even pretend that his fat cow of a date is attractive? Real nice guys.

"I HAVE A WEDGIE!!"

...but suddenly the flash from the camera re-activated the vibrators.