"...and that's how masturbation makes you go blind."Bob Dole
While simple itching powder was enough for most pranksters, Frank's buddies yearned for a reaction that only burning magnesium would warrant.
It was right then Jim knew he had caught something from that angel he met in the truck stop bathroom.Juan Perez
After years of polishing...Jolosolo
..for there can be no greater sign of nobility in a gentleman, than when his groin shines as the very sun itself.Aristotle
With my +4 wand, I unleash Burst of White Magic!rikitybridge
Light at the end of the tunnel isn't necessarily a good thing.Sheapl
the sign said 'no pictures'
so sam took a dicture.
Another highly satisfied customer with his newly purchased PWOT Crotch Light.
[Also available for horses]
"Where the sun don't shine, you say? I, for one, disagree!"Motorbike
Until that moment, everyone doubted Ted's claims that his penis was "heavenly."DarkMagus
The world's first penile eclipse.
Luckily, everyone knew not to stare directly into it.
Who is ready for some sexual healing?DeathPirate
...and by the time Peter had finished sucking the vortex back into his pants, no-one cared anymore.Bassowl