Elephants can't read.Adrian
The drug trafficking scheme went perfectly until a nosy policeman asked to look in the trunk.Caleb
Dave quickly rang 1-888-NYC-SAFE, if this didn't count as suspicious, nothing would.Jonathan.
And after all that time, it turned out that what they were really smuggling was elephants.what
The Republicans hold their convention in NYC.7THSON
Yo, how come all the AFRICAN elephants be pulled over by the cops, but the Asian elephants are just waltzing right through? This is racism man.bert
Too bad the elephants couldn't see the "Suspicious activity" sign, or the weird humans would have already been arrested and taken back to the zoo.valouris
Quit bitching, Hannibal, crossing the Alps isn't that hard...Justin
Georgio was sad to see his taxi cab service replaced by the New York's brand new eco-friendly Elephant Bowel Expressway, but as a satisfied customer reported: "I know it takes a little longer, but the interiors are just so much more sanitary!"Psyton
"So, how did you invade NYC?"
"Trojan elephant trick. Works everytime."
People got wise to the car toll and started taking elephants to work.rikitybridge
"Hey, are you new in town too? My ol' uncle Stampy told me that if you are an elephant in the USofA, New York is the place to be!"zx
The lane for elephants was backed up for miles. The lane for invisible elephants, tens of miles.Asok_Green
20 minutes later, the 1-888-NYC-SAFE department was richer than Bill gates.WTFF
Steve thought that if elephants could fool the closed sign he could too.liamblue