Craptions Classics March 10, 2007

Elephants can't read.

Adrian

Other Craptions

The drug trafficking scheme went perfectly until a nosy policeman asked to look in the trunk.

Caleb

Dave quickly rang 1-888-NYC-SAFE, if this didn't count as suspicious, nothing would.

Jonathan.

And after all that time, it turned out that what they were really smuggling was elephants.

what

The Republicans hold their convention in NYC.

7THSON

Too bad the elephants couldn't see the "Suspicious activity" sign, or the weird humans would have already been arrested and taken back to the zoo.

valouris

Yo, how come all the AFRICAN elephants be pulled over by the cops, but the Asian elephants are just waltzing right through? This is racism man.

bert

Quit bitching, Hannibal, crossing the Alps isn't that hard...

Justin

Georgio was sad to see his taxi cab service replaced by the New York's brand new eco-friendly Elephant Bowel Expressway, but as a satisfied customer reported: "I know it takes a little longer, but the interiors are just so much more sanitary!"

Psyton

"So, how did you invade NYC?"
"Trojan elephant trick. Works everytime."

Supersimétrico

People got wise to the car toll and started taking elephants to work.

rikitybridge

The lane for elephants was backed up for miles. The lane for invisible elephants, tens of miles.

Asok_Green

"Hey, are you new in town too? My ol' uncle Stampy told me that if you are an elephant in the USofA, New York is the place to be!"

zx

20 minutes later, the 1-888-NYC-SAFE department was richer than Bill gates.

WTFF

Steve thought that if elephants could fool the closed sign he could too.

liamblue
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