After severe budget cuts, the Russian space program is forced to rely upon the power of imagination.

" . . . and then you kiss butt good-bye! Haha! No. Is joke. Butt burned off in reentry."

The astronauts were probably happiest when the brass decided to replace the space catapult with the shuttle.

"Your idea of re-entry and my idea of re-entry are obviously vastly different."

"Yuri, Demetri, your baby weighs a healthy 250lbs."

Sadly, the ejection seat still gets stuck now and then...

I said RE-entry, not REAR entry!

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