The national guard uses a variation on the Trojan Horse idea to get into Neverland Ranch.
IluvatarWhen ordering a large infantry, please print carefully.
Adrianwith every new crate the men lost more of their desire to find the lost ark.
SpawnfreeAnother exciting day at the stem cell farm.
Juan PerezThats not what I meant by the biggest babe magnet ever.
thatsjustcreepyThe child was at last pacified. But the greater challenge remained - how to bring down the mother?
Trismagestus"Goddamn UPS, that is NOT what I fucking ordered!"
aDear U.S President Bush: we know how much you like the big things back home in Texas. As a token of our gratitude for saving us in World War 3, here is The statue of Liberty's son.
Signed, The French
A slightly less traditional nativity scene.
CheeverIt was then decided...
Paul Bunyan must be destroyed..
This'll scare those whores down at the abortion clinic.
FrancoisSusan wished she had listened when her mom had told her that marrying the leviathan was a bad idea.
Caleb"That's a pretty fucked-up sculpture."
"...sculpture?"
Don't ask, don't tell for life foo...
grenadierWas the strange thing the baby? Or was it the three missing children found in the diaper.
Jodah