The national guard uses a variation on the Trojan Horse idea to get into Neverland Ranch.

When ordering a large infantry, please print carefully.

with every new crate the men lost more of their desire to find the lost ark.

Another exciting day at the stem cell farm.

Thats not what I meant by the biggest babe magnet ever.

"Goddamn UPS, that is NOT what I fucking ordered!"

The child was at last pacified. But the greater challenge remained - how to bring down the mother?

Dear U.S President Bush: we know how much you like the big things back home in Texas. As a token of our gratitude for saving us in World War 3, here is The statue of Liberty's son.

Signed, The French

A slightly less traditional nativity scene.

It was then decided...
Paul Bunyan must be destroyed..

This'll scare those whores down at the abortion clinic.

"That's a pretty fucked-up sculpture."

"...sculpture?"

Susan wished she had listened when her mom had told her that marrying the leviathan was a bad idea.

Don't ask, don't tell for life foo...

Was the strange thing the baby? Or was it the three missing children found in the diaper.