Craptions Classics March 01, 2007

Another small child is sacrificed to the Republican Party.

Juan Perez

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The elephant distraction was a success, the giant tortoise moved in for the kill...

Reddrakos

It was a special trip to the zoo for young Rashi. He even got to pet one of the baby humans.

Jolosolo

Using his only son as bait, Ali couldn't help but drool when he though about how much elephant soup he would be eating.

no good

Only later would Rajiv realize that peanuts probably would have sufficed.

LiveStudioAudience

ELEPHANT ATTACKS WITH NOSE STRIKE!
KARESH DEFENDS WITH BABY SHIELD!

Senor Taco

Stork's day off.

Iluvatar

You better come back out with the watch or I'll just put you back in there.

flurp

Then Stonehenge flooded, and all nature was suddenly at peace.

Phenster

"Those wishes are as good as mine. He can't tell if it's MY first born or not."

J-Man

It's Dangerous to Go Alone! Take this

tachala

Korjeh shivers in fear at the sight of his new wet-nurse.

Evilman

The Elepehant produced fine babyskin rugs, but as ashir placed the infant so near...he wondered if what he was doing was wrong

TheCanadian

Little Kahled would never forget his day at the zoo. Especially when his Caste would have him forced to take a job shoveling elephant shit for 6 rupees a day.

Ramtassalongholliwellinski

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