Another small child is sacrificed to the Republican Party.

The elephant distraction was a success, the giant tortoise moved in for the kill...

It was a special trip to the zoo for young Rashi. He even got to pet one of the baby humans.

Using his only son as bait, Ali couldn't help but drool when he though about how much elephant soup he would be eating.

Only later would Rajiv realize that peanuts probably would have sufficed.

ELEPHANT ATTACKS WITH NOSE STRIKE!
KARESH DEFENDS WITH BABY SHIELD!

Stork's day off.

You better come back out with the watch or I'll just put you back in there.

Then Stonehenge flooded, and all nature was suddenly at peace.

"Those wishes are as good as mine. He can't tell if it's MY first born or not."

It's Dangerous to Go Alone! Take this

Korjeh shivers in fear at the sight of his new wet-nurse.

The Elepehant produced fine babyskin rugs, but as ashir placed the infant so near...he wondered if what he was doing was wrong

Little Kahled would never forget his day at the zoo. Especially when his Caste would have him forced to take a job shoveling elephant shit for 6 rupees a day.

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