And the day came when Todd's lawn grew tired of Miracle-Gro, and developed a new taste... for children.
MentholAlthough strapped with several pounds of weed on him , Sanchez was really smuggling bicycles across the border.
DassinTreebeard was always ashamed of his midget son Shrubwisker.
T-BoneA rolling stone gathers no moss. A rolling bicycle on the other hand...
ThisGuyOther then a little teasing in school, Swamp Thing had a normal childhood.
KyleThe French Army started issuing bicycles to its snipers with mixed results.
hkdharmon"I'm afraid you have a malignant growth."
"I have cancer?!"
"Well... what's your second guess?"
"... I AM NEVER TAKING YOUR FUCKING 'SHORTCUT' EVER AGAIN."
cs5It was always 'STAY OFF OF THE fucking GRASS' but nobody had told the grass to stay off of Phil.
bigmentalrossBike through the Forbidden Woods, you said.
It's a quick, harmless shortcut, you said.
I hate you and everything you stand for.
Chasing a dream his father said was foolish, Sloppy Shrub peddled towards England to become a beautifully sculptured maze hedge.
MrColtrainAfter years of neglect from his father, Swamp Thing learns to ride a bike... alone.
Evilman"Run forest! RUN"
Infinity_DemonTry the new Jizz Cola
randychicoHey look it's a bush inpersonator.
Infinity_Demon