"The scratching post or the kitty dish, the two things you love most. You can only save one, Katman."
The Riddler"What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge Moew Mix?"
"No, Meo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to."
We taught Marbles to manipulate time and space. What can your cat do?
IluvatarSo that's what scroll lock does...
JasonThe cereal and the cat held on for dear life.
PhensterAs his food bowl tumbled off the podium, he gasped with horror for a brief second. What would he do? Then he remembered he was a cat, and eating food off the floor was not a problem.
StavrosDue to unknown circumstances, this scratching post has become Earths new center of gravity.
KdizzleEven as she watched her bowl fall to the floor, the cat was certain she didn't look nearly as ridiculous as Halle Berry would in this situation.
KSThe kibbles' dismount was good, but Fluffy would be damned if she was going to let it win gold again this year.
DarkMagusIf this didn't convince them to open a fresh can then nothing would.
RabidAs the bowl of cherios spontainiously converted into a flock of bees, sparky's cat-like reflexes carried him to safety.
smilley76We all thought Catwoman was gonna hook up with Batman and have a kick-ass human super-baby...
She uhh... She went the other way.
It was then Kitty realized being the first feline astronaut might be more difficult than he imagined.
ragnarqkHis emotional attachment to Hank the cat not shaken by such a trivial thing as his own death, Dave decides to take his pet with him.
Pikadam2000Despite years of intense physical and mental training, Mr. Whiskers had yet to master the can opener.
Bobo the Clown