Craptions Classics February 19, 2007

He never said anything.. But secretly, Chen wished she'd just make him sandwiches for lunch.


Other Craptions

"By god I'm gonna get a seat to myself this time."


The new goat-cloaking device was only 50% effective.

I Have A Penis

Wan worked at the goat factory. After each shift he would smuggle parts home to secretly build his dream herd.


Wait until Mama San sees what I traded the magic beans for.

Peter Piper

Because of inflation, the bus fare is no longer kitten heads.

Jimmy John Jones

Equipment Boy for the Beijing Goatball team must always be the last to board the team bus.

Sgt. Pepper

Shanghai Bob knew he was boarding the right bus when he saw the severed foot on the floor and the severed arm in the window.


"Quick, to the animal hospital!"


I have HAD it with these motherfuckin' goats on this motherfuckin' bus!


It was just like this in some Far East villages. Half a goat. Severed Feet and Arms. The buses run on bare rims. This is the new world order??

Ping Pong

Entering the First Church of the Downtown Express, Chan knew his sacrafice would be accepted this time.

Kid Ipswitch

The rivalry was finally over. Chan boarded a hero. And it would take days for the authorities to clean what was the goatherd's downtown bus.


Lucky guy. See what dumpster diving will get you if you are persistant.

H. Parmington

Remember the three billy goats gruff? Two of them refused to compromise.

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