"Hello? Is Whopflopple Elementary open today?"

Hello? Police? I'd like to report the sudden theft of my sled.

"Hello? Is that the hospital? Yeah, I'd like to just forewarn you that there will be a man coming in today who will need new balls."

Matrix fans are the best. All you have to do is call them and tell them you're morpheus, and they'll do anything you tell them.

"Hello, Poul?, yeah - you might wanna move the truck soon..."

Can you hear me now?

Don't you just hate it when you don't get service?

Giving blueballs a whole new definition.