On reflection, both men agreed that the tanks had looked far more threatening in the aerial photographs.
Bob Dole"Snake....We know you're in there!"
OneeyedPirateStep One: Cut a Hole in the Box...
DWThe Swedes have developed an environmental friendly main battle tank. They expect to win the war on pollution but lose all other forms of warfare.
DreewRealizing that their sticks were no match for double-corrugated cardboard, the French surrendered even more quickly than anybody expected.
SplinkyAm I a man dreaming there is a tank on my head, or am I a tank dreaming there is a man up my ass?
fordprefectDespite their Blitzkrieg tactics, the big Hobo Revolution of 2008 was brutally subdued
zingerThe Boston police spring to action, stopping what they believe to be an Iranian invasion in its tracks.
HorusWhile Ivan distracted the protester, Dimitri placed the "I love capitalism" bumper sticker on his back.
ChuckDuckThe army really went tits up after Blairs budget cuts
JoshDue to their Nuclear Program, North Korea had to make some budget cuts in their other divisions.
The Infinite BathtubSir, do you know why I pulled you over?
Rat BoySadly, anarchy is poorly funded these days.
scaryfaceWe shall win the war on recycling!
PhalanxThe economic reality of the Cold War still weigh heavily on the Russian military.
Murph the Surf