"I don't know who has my body, Officer, but I CAN tell you that they are sexually assualting me as we speak."
The AdmiralJeff knew his body was close by, he could feel it. And apparently so could someone else.
jakobi711Einstein once asked how crazy things would get if you accelerated a train up to the speed of light and then shot a bullet off it. The answer, apparently, is pretty damn crazy.
reefer"Yesterday, my body didn't seem so far away"
Jeremy"Oh...Oh yeah. He's definately right-handed, officer"
The Admiral (an alternate caption)"Help! I need some body."
DobbieThere you go Pinochio, you're a real boy! Hangon, OH SHI-
DisnSomewhere, "You must be THIS TALL to ride the train" went horribly wrong.
AxiomaticThank you for choosing realdoll.com. Your life-size silicone "Paul McCartney" will arrive at 5:34pm in front of the Hyde Park stop. Head is detachable, as requested.
thetanmanIt suddenly became apparent exactly why Jeremy should keep his arms and legs inside the train at all times.
IluvatarPsst.. Want some head?
benSir Paul was always a big Futurama fan, and was glad to donate his body in the pursuit of Medical Science.
$hirleyIgnore this test me bucko!
testingagainExcept for not being on a stick, Heather got exactly what she wanted.
Assoc. of Divorce LawyersAs the mob breached his door, Sir Paul finally realized how much his post-Beatles catalog was despised. Moments later, however, none of that mattered anymore.
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