Luis and Eduardo were doomed until, out of the blue, Dr. Rico reached down and unleashed the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.

Bullsit

"keep perfectly still," thought the bull, "remember they are probably just as scared or you..."

Jake LaMotta was horrified to see who was getting prepped in the red corner

"EEK!! A SPIDER!!" screamed Tina.

Matador, fans, even the bull itself were able to view the new Instant Replay, but the wait for a decision was still abysmally long

Despite Albert's best behavior, the U.S. House of Representatives was clearly not ready for Iowa's new congressman.

In a desperate attempt to get out of fighting, the bull pulled off its best impersonation of a homosexual man.

Hey, I paid good money for this seat. You guys BETTER get out of here!

"Amateur Night" finally came! Esteban tossed his bull into the ring, and scrambled over the wall...

See, I told you the bull was stupid. He still hasn't learned how to roll over no matter how hard I push him.