It's not eaisy keeping the Earth down, but someone has to do it.
balderdashViagra: You could fuck concrete
LICDGeneral Cheng was perplexed. Little did he realize how loud he had shouted "Fuck the court!" when talking on his cell phone.
NonEntityMany mocked, but the sight of thousands of well-armed men Worm-ing towards them was often the last thing they saw...
NuclearSharkSmearing superglue on everyone's hands and feet had seemed funny at the time to Colonel Xiang, but there's a war on now, and if he can't figure a way to get everyone unstuck, he'll be in Big Trouble.
OtisAha! I didn't say simon says!
Phalanx"Push HARDER! We can't dodge that meteor if you don't put your backs in to it!"
TetraformNo soldier! That's the worst fucking style I've ever seen! Your hands are all wrong - who's tits are that far apart? I'd hate to see your momma!
JulianTo enter into the ranks of the eliete special forces, the recruits must demonstrate their proficiency in oldskool breakdancing moves.
OneAndATwo"Oh, look at me! I'm paralyzed! My legs don't work! Boo-hoo! Get up! Get up!"
Juan PerezAt this military research institute, they're discovering that sex works better with two people.
IluvatarOnce again, China tries to fuck the world
Merlin8rThe shortage of wheelchairs in China is beginning to tell.
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