CAUTION
:::ASS SPEARS AHEAD::::

...and so Snake hiked on, not knowing that the ski-guard noticed him...

January, 2030.

He laughed at the old man's warning. He laughed at the crazy sign. But when a skier came out of nowhere and mauled him... he stopped laughing.

Only one man survived the Fall Olympic Ski jump.

Leon was determined to be first in line this year.

Microsoft SkiFree now for XBOX 360.

"What? You think us signs don't take vacations?"

After his son's unfortunate accident, Ben traveled the globe, leaving warnings about improper epee technique as he went.

Metal gar solid:ski guards

Is this the country kitchen buffet?

They werent to be fooled. Ronald McDonald's facepaint could not hide his true colour.