Craptions Classics January 31, 2007

"Well, I just picture people in their underwear when I have to give a speech in public. Why? What do you picture them as?"

"Umm....it's hard to describe."

Tetraform

Other Craptions

"Alright, which one of you bastards won't stop whistling?"

reefer

The annual convention of MySpace users that don't use their real picture had begun.

Technohawk

Take off your mask! Ah ha! I didn't say "Simon says." You are out.

DeathPirate

After the success of the "Where's Waldo" series, the franchise expanded to include "Where's Emperor Palpatine"

T-Bone

In the land of porcelain doll people, the man with the hammer is king.

CP2020

Suddenly Franklin couldn't help but wonder if Scientology was a cult after all.

JabberBody

" I am not a number, I am a free ma...Oh who the hell am I kidding? My name is number 6"

Silly Billy

Islam decides to slide into the 21st century with new clothing for women.

dmcstars

Scene from Peter Jackson's "John Dies at the End."

Mercules

Comedian Chris Rock knew that this would be a tough crowd.

Iluvatar

The future's bleak. The future's orange.

The Face

Steve Jobs' newest and greatest idea yet, iWorld.

jakobi711

V for Vendetta, buddhist version.

Scar

First generation iPeople, in their orange waterproof cases, rally for equal voting rights.

Phenster
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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