Craptions Classics January 24, 2007

After hours of carefully rolling and packing the snow, and adding various touches to make it look just right, his work was perfect. "It looks exactly like a child holding an umbrella," Frosty told himself with pride.


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The wolves watched from the trees as the human child appeared to be taking the bait.


New to the world of staring contests, greg picked a difficult foe

Wiggles of stenvan

"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No Mr Bond, I expect you to melt."


Janie knew she had to hide the marijuana in the last place her parents would look.


The snowman could only watch as Billy was devoured by the umbrella.


In order to make it a fair fight, Frosty puts aside his midsection.


Jonny was fed up with the lack of snow, so he made his own using the big bags of white powder he saw his dad hide under the playroom floorboards.
Then the bad men arrived.


So, do you think yellow would be a good color?


Kids a hundred years from now will look at this scene and ask many questions, such as "What's that white stuff on that ground?"


Jimmy: Whats the differnce between snowmen and snow women?


peeping chris

I wasn't strong enough to save you mum. I wasn't strong enough, but I promise I won't fail again.

Pirate Si


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